llzzyhale:

some boys do this really cute thing where they’re cute and i die

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psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

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fartgallery:

if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again

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cassiesandsnark:

you know i make a lot of threats for someone who is short and cant even do a push up

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